Recipes

    Let's face it, not all ideas are great ideas. Case in point: the pasta sandwich. Never did I think about the fact that slippery noodles on a smooth cheese surface would have nothing to keep them in place. However, these are the risks one takes as a culinary scientist. Below I've listed a few of my original recipes that have actually gotten good reviews. To make them 20% more delicious, I've added "extreme" words.

Fruit Burrito Explosion - Mankind's greatest fusion of fruit and Spanish culture.

Breakfast Power Smoothie - Think of this as a nutritious face enema. Well, actually, no, don't think of it like that.

Extreme Diet Veggie Burrito - I can't say I'm the greatest fan of veggies, but when I tried a vegetarian diet, I had to fool myself into eating healthy somehow. Now I just eat vegetarians.